Well, we can settle this with a nice game of war, since hockey isn't that big of a deal in America (not as big as the other three sports where we can kick those hosers' asses)
Since this isn't 1812, and things are a little different now, you can tell your army to gather up all their slingshots, pick up all the rocks they can find, saddle up their horses and come down here and try something. When you get a missle up your ass, don't say we didn't tell you so.
Oh, and, the beauty of America is that we make you use up all your dirt farm land to grow all those trees and brew all that beer, and we can just hoard it from you, like how SoCal hoards water from NorCal.
Wise people make others do their jobs for them
lol j/k Canada, you're STILL, once again, #1 in the world at being North of the United States........