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What's 34 1/2?
69 for midgets.
Why did the dwarf get kicked out of the nudist colony?
He kept getting in everyone's hair.
What do peacocks have sex with?
Peacunts.
What do you call a dozen of vibrators?
Toys for twats.
How many Michael Jacksons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None. He only screws little boys.
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