Favorite cheesy joke?
Okay, so what is your favorite joke that everyone oconsiders to be cheesy, but you absolutely love?
Here is mine:
(Warning: I have told this joke to almost everyone that I know, but only about 3 people find is as hilarious as I did)
So this guy absolutely LOVES the circus. And the clowns are his absolute favorite part of the circus. So he saves his money, and when the circus comes to town, he goes and buys a ticket.
On the day of the circus, the guy is there, sitting in his seat, all excited, waiting for the clowns...
And here they come...
The ring leader clown calls the other clowns out, and they drive around in their clown car, and then all come tumbling out...
Big clowns, little clowns, short clowns, fat clowns, tall clowns...
And the ring leader clown says, "Who's the person who is sitting in seat C14?"
The guy looks at his ticket... IT'S HIM!!!!! This is the best moment of his life! He stands up very tall, all smiling, all proud, and the ring leader says, "Well there's a horse's ass if I ever saw one."
The whole audience laughs at him.
The guy sits down. He is crushed. All of his dreams came crashing down.
He leaves the circus that day and is so upset and enrolls in Comeback-School. He is very determined. He studies hard every day and every night for two whole years.
Then the circus comes back to town.
The guy is excited. The moment he has waited for... his time to payback the ring leader clown. He buys every ticket in section C.
And on the day of the circus, the guy is there, sitting in his seat, all excited, waiting for the clowns...
And here they come...
The ring leader clown calls the other clowns out, and they drive around in their clown car, and then all come tumbling out...
Big clowns, little clowns, short clowns, fat clowns, tall clowns...
And the ring leader clown says, "Who's the person who is sitting in seat C14?"
The guy stands up. He is determined, and his eyes are ablaze.
The ring leader clown says, "Well there's a horse's ass if I ever saw one."
The audience laughs.
Drips of sweat drip down the guy's face. He raises a trembling hand and points his finger at the clown and says, "Fuck You, Clown!"
LMAO
I know, it's cheesy, but it's my favorite joke.
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