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This past weekend was my birthday and we were at a bar at this guy walks up to me.. he is one of those guys that goes to the gym 20 times a week and looks like his head is attached at the shoulders, you know, they walk with their arms out cause they think they look cool.
Anyway he is wearing this black shirt that is clinging to his every inch and tries to grab me and says "Hey baby come here"
To which my very drunk self replied "OMIGOSH A MEATHEAD IS HITTING ON ME!' Right in his face.
Best part is he didn't understand and my friends Apple martini came flying out of her nose on his face.
Good think my friend is the asst. manager there!
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