I'm back!!!
A big ol pimp slap to those hot heifers in the Transitional Living Program that I work with for not cleaning up that kitchen last night. You guys are supposed to be learning to live independently. I should not and will not remind supposed to be grown people about cleaning up behind themselves. If the 4 of you had just took 10 minutes from your oh so busy schedule of card playing, Black and Mild smoking, tying up the pay phone talking to some no-good man, and constantly breaking curfew to be with said man (who is married by the way!) that kitchen would have been clean!!
Back to Maury.....a pimp slap to the women and men who constantly come on the "Is he/she cheating? I cheated on my husband with his brother! and I'm 16 and pregnant, is my newlywed husband cheating?" shows and find out that the person IS cheating and THEN get back together with that person!! STOP wasting everybody's time with that isht!!
Another pimp slap goes to my class reunion planning committee. Why are all our events at the VFW club? See, here in MI the VFW members have a hall that the public uses and it's real roomy and really nice looking and well kept up. The VFW club back in MS is not roomy, and looks like that juke joint on The Color Purple. That being said, a pimp slap to myself for still thinking about going.