A FOR REAL, BIG ASS PIMP SLAP to Bush.
(I wish there were sound effects on here so I could make a "whup-shhht" sound......)
I know y'all been lining up to slap him already, and I was waiting my turn, but I can't hold it back any longer. My response to his speech tonight:
A FOR REAL, BIG ASS PIMP SLAP for totally ignoring/not giving a isht about the American peoples' concerns.
A FOR REAL, BIG ASS PIMP SLAP for saying that we will go to war, with or without UN approval (aren't there international laws forbidding this?).
A FOR REAL, BIG ASS PIMP SLAP for thinking that we can win this war without the help of our "allies". Talk about Public Enemy #1!
A FOR REAL, BIG ASS PIMP SLAP for trying to minimalize the guaranteed blood shed by saying that we will drop food and provide hospital care to the people of Iraq.
A FOR REAL, BIG ASS PIMP SLAP for trying to play on our sympathies by trying to tie in Sept. 11th with Sadaam.
NO evidence has been presented that indicates involvement by Sadaam or anyone else in Iraq. They don't even profess to have any.
A FOR REAL, BIG ASS PIMP SLAP for dancing around each and every pertinent question posed to him.
A FOR REAL, BIG ASS PIMP SLAP for cracking lame ass jokes with the press while I'm over here worrying about my life (and y'alls).
And one more FOR REAL, BIG ASS PIMP SLAP just for his overall appearance: the goofy ass walk, the ever present confused look on his face, the pregnant pause before every response because he has no clue what the f*ck he is doing. I just can't take this man seriously.
Sorry for the vent, y'all, but this man is truly playing God. If you missed the big event tonight, you didn't miss much. My advice is that we should all be on our knees praying at this point.