I wanna pimp double slap the person who called me last night asking if I was mad at them because I didn't include them in ANY of my photos.
You deserve a pimp slap for even asking me such foolishness.
I want to pimp slap the person who came to my room bothering me after I told them an hour earlier that I did not want to be BOTHERED. DO YOU NOT SPEAKA NO ENGLISH NOR COMPREHENDA NO ENGLISH?

LEAVE ME ALONE! You need another pimp slap for asking me if I will want to be bothered tomorrow. WHAT KIND OF MORONIC isht is that?
I want to pimp slap this sorry azz bell company for not fixing our bell or intercom sytem at work. I'm tired of going to other classrooms to get students out of class so they can check-out, go to the office or discipline.

FIX THE DAYUM BELL SYSTEM!
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