I wanna pimp slap the (expletive)(expletive)
that wrote that "Idiot's guide to Black History Month" article.
I wanna stand in line to pimp slap Nikki1920s boss for wasting her gas/sleep yesterday!
I wanna pimp slap financial aid, my aid was reinstated over a week now, and I have yet to get my check!
I wanna pimp slap financial aid for even putting me through the appeals process anyway, I have WAYYYY above their 2.0 requirement.
I wanna pimp slap my old college, they sent me a letter saying that I owe them 'delinquent tuition, residency fees', because my last semester there, my mother (my next of kin), moved to Florida. Now I have to go through all of these hoops to prove that I was an independent student, that she has not claimed me on her taxes in at least 5-6 years, she has provided 0% of my educational expenses and I do NOT owe that school anything, let alone $4500.
I wanna pimp slap myself for not deciding on a major when I first went to college, I would have graduated by now.
I wanna pimp slap Hoosier who just needs a little attention...I will give him some
attention 