Oooh, me, me!! My turn!!!
I would like to join the ever-growing line to pimp slap our Presidiot George Bush.
Next, I would like to pimp slap that little girl that I saw at the 7-11 last night on my way to work. She wanted some junky snack cakes and her mommy told her no. WHY did that little hiefer start screaming, "I hate you!! I'm not going anywhere with your ugly azz!!" Then proceeded to run along the aisles of the store knocking everything down while mommy just stood there. In fact, I would like to pimp slap the mom too for being stupid!!
Then, I would like to pimp slap the school district. Where is my check for subbing for those bad kids two weeks ago??
Finally, the women and men who appear on these paternity test shows (Maury, Jenny Jones) knowing they have been hoing around and then have the nerve to look shocked, fall out like they at a funeral, etc. when the test does not go the way they want. Also, an honorary pimp slap for those moms that appear on the same shows with bad azz kids and expect the military man to deal with them.
More pimp slaps to come!!