JAWN'S JUICE -- Jawn Muray
TTalk Of The Town: Yikes! Everyone is buzzing about
Alicia Keys’ severe acne problem. The award-winning singer’s
pimple problem was the talk of the Grammy weekend. Said
a source: “The camera did a close-up on her while she was
playing piano for Aretha Franklin at Clive Davis’ pre-Grammy
and you could hear the audition
(SEVERE ERROR -- TRANSLATION: AUDIENCE) gasp. It became the
talk of the night.”
Can’t Say Names: Sources say a certain boy band
rented the homes they recently featured on BET‘s “How
I‘m Living“ and MTV‘s “Cribs.” Rumor has it that the handlers
of the group wanted their lifestyle to appear more extravagant
than theirs actually is, so they rented several homes and
decorated them enough to make them look like they lived
in them *
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA -- yall know this is B2GAY
Sources say that if a certain songbird doesn’t
score big with her upcoming junior effort, her label may
let her go. Record executives were scratching their heads
trying to come up with a formula to salvage the singer’s
career, and hope that the single that was recently
serviced to radio will help facilitate the comeback.
Insiders say that if the song is not a hit, the label
is calling it quits.
Who is THIS?!?!?!!??! Oh wait, this must be MONICA, because Brandy has a 3rd CD and her 4th is due out this summer. Yeah Monica's 3rd CD was supposed to drop last Summer when I moved to Charlotte.