I would love to pimp slap my paycheck! It was not big enough! And now I have to wait until my next paycheck, (at the end of the month) and ya know what, I am going to pimp slap that one too
I also would like to pimpslap my roommate, because he turned the heat down again, yesterday morning it was minus 15degrees with the windshield and he had the nerve to turn down our thermastat to 64degrees. FOOL WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!
Ok, I feel better (I like this post).