To LM: When you say you are going to do something, please DO IT!!! Is that too much to ask? If you weren't going to come through, that's all you had to say, you could have taken 2 seconds to call and let me know.
To the Federal Government: Thank you for supporting my college endeavor. I mean, I know I have to pay ya'll back and err'thang, but if it weren't for you, I'd probably still be working at JC Penney, (not that there's anything wrong with that!
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To my OLDASS Auntie from Jersey: Thank you for not be stubborn yet again this year and realizing that you are NOT too old to travel, and actually you get around better than most 40year olds. I am soo happy that the family reunion is here this year, I get to see a lot of my family in one place, that I wouldn't have gotten to see because I am taking classes this summer.
To Mo: How many different ways can I say i just wanna be friends? How many times can I tell you that you aren't getting any? Just because we used to be cool freshman year, and you suddenly "realize" what I mean to you, doesn't mean I can automatically revert back to those feelings. Please stop begging, it's getting quite aggravating. When you told me back then that you didn't want a relationship, did I keep bugging you and pursuing the issue? NO, because that would have gotten old! That's what you are doing to me!!! It's getting to the point that I don't even want to talk to you, you are ruining our friendship.
To EVERYONE ON EARTH: If for some reason you feel the urge to take a trip to the ER at 3am for something stupid...it is IMPERATIVE that you brush your teeth first. I growing quite weary of speaking to people with back pain/headaches, etc, and their breath is HOT!!!
I could understand if you were having a heart attack or something, but damn!
PERSONAL HYGIENE IS OF THE HIGHEST PRIORITY!!!
To parents of small children: Please realize that when you come out in the cold to the ER at 3em (right behind the guy with the yuck-mouth), with your sick child (cough, fever, congestion, runny nose), and they don't have on a coat/hat/shoes...THAT'S PROBABLY WHY THEY ARE SICK!!!Dumbass...
To the girl who came in a few minutes ago: If you cannot SPELL pregnant, you do not need to be engaging in activities where you can BECOME pregnant. Please don't present to my ER with a complaint of "stumik hurts, might be pregit" ANYMORE (and I am not lying, if I had a scanner here, I would upload her sign-in sheet). GO READ A BOOK!!