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i'm the Greek groupie
i sit in the back of the class with all of the other Greeks
i flirt with every cute guy in class
and by the end of the first month
i've got numbers of all of them
and eventually, i trick them by inviting them as a date to sorority socials
and casually introducing them to the fraternity guys i know
next thing you know, they are rushing a fraternity
and sitting in the back with us
i'm the one person on the first day of class
that people will see around campus later
and talk to me about unclass-related stuff
(example: instead of seeing me and saying, hey did you do your homework, read that chpater, understand the teacher, etc.. . .people say 'you're crazy, girl. you flirt with everyone')
yep, that's me
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