1) To the city of Washington, D.C. and surrounding greater metro area: FILL THE #^(%!&$ POTHOLES!!!!! Just cuz you THINK it's gonna snow again means NOTHING!!! NOTHING!! You aren't going to compensate anyone when they blow a tire, are you? Let alone a cracked rim? HUH? ARE YOU? I ain't think so. You are on my last friggin' nerve. I'm not asking for a complete job. You can fill them in with the little black tar rocks, and actually pave when the weather breaks. But you are going to have to do something. I'm about a minute away from harrassing the mayor. Put an H on your chest and Handle your business.
2) To the owners of the store that I work at part-time: I am trying to figure out exactly what I want to say to y'all's simple behinds. SIMPLE, y'all some simple @$$es, I swear. First of all, you fired our manager. Now, WHY do you feel the need to explain your actions to me? I am just a lowly part-time employee who works an average of one day per week. I have been working at this store since September, and I'm just now meeting one of you? All so you can explain to me why you fired our manager with no notice? MAKE ME SICK!!!!! You ain't got to explain nothin' to me!! What? You feelin' insecure about your decision? You wanna pacify me? Man, bunk yall!!!!!!!!! And how DARE you come up in the store AFTER closing to TALK????? What? You thought I was gon' stay late to TALK to you???? MOFO I have to go to my REAL job!!!
You have a lot of friggin' nerve. And THEN to insult my intelligence by tellin' me you need to come and observe how I offer discount cards???
Did you ever tell me how you wanted them offered????? Huh? I ain't think so. Then you really have no room to complain on how I offer them, do you? That's what I thought. No, I won't be at the mandatory staff meeting next week. But you can best believe that I will leave a list of concerns and questions to be read in my absence. Y'all some busters, for real. Ooh, I'm so mad at you I could scream. But it's cool. I might have to say good-bye to the discount that I love so much. And I do love the discount. But I might have to say toodles to y'all. Oh, and don't think I don't know y'all read that book,
The 48 Laws of Power. Y'all are str8 operating under laws in that book. I am not fooled. But guess what? I'm reading it, too. Busters.
WHEW!!! I feel so much better after typing all of that out!!!!!