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Originally posted by 33girl
Why didn't they just tie the baby to the front of the roller coaster?
Sorry, I know. I'm going to hell.
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HOLY COW that is HILARIOUS!
alright as a sales associate, i have some pet peeves. At the fabric store, large groups of women will come in to look at patterns. all of their sons, daughters, nieces, cousins, and whonot have to come with them. they all congregate over at the pattern table. the kids will run all over the store, buying or stealing candy, opening packages of silly putty and sticking it on the fabric so a whole bolt is ruined.
*We had one family come in with a small toddler who SERIOUSLY needed her diaper changed. However, she was walking around touching everything while her mother was cutting fabric. Damn... she stunk.
*we have regulars who unroll an entire bolt of fabric and then just leave it.
regular shopping:
*the fact that every article of clothing i look at seems to not fit correctly. just because i am skinny, does NOT mean i am 5'7". Pants are always too long. And then ankle pants are too short. Shirts also are a problem most of the time, but i won't go into that.
*a chorus line of people down one long aisle. they all look at you and make some snotty comment when you finally squeeze by them.
*the people that obviously see you coming in their direction but fail to make any effort to move out of the way. Do you expect ME to make all of the manuvers to get out of YOUR path? It's a two way street!