LOLOLOLOL!!!
I second everything you said!
I was like GET IT ERYKAH WITH YOR DEAD PREZ SHIRT. She quickly quieted me down with her lack of teleprompter acumen.
Seriously, some of these people's stylists need to be bust in the eye (especially Aretha's). WTF were they thinking?
UM...in the bottom pic posted by CT4 (with the random white chicks), WHY can we see WAY too much from that girl on the right? GRODY.
Kelly sounded like wounded livestock.
Also, the dude from Coldplay acted like he was having the best orgasm ever when he was on that piano.