"my cat may have just stopped breathing should I bring her in?"-HEEEELLLOOOO-you have to take the time to call and ask?
"I just gave my dog 5 tylenols is that ok?"-no that is not ok and next time why don't you ask before giving your animal a human medication
"are you old enough to be a veterinarian?"-no I just work here in between my high school classes
oh I could go on and on
My all time favorite:
"why aren't you married?"-uggggggggggg