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what happened to 10 things. . .
9. People who insist on wearing those damn platform styrofoam/rubber black sandals. . .especially with every outfit the wore to the club. . .it's almost as if their shoes are screaming 'I am a freshman. I have no taste.'
8. Guys who use the phrase 'I'm not ready for a girlfriend right now' but they call you to hang out, 'chill' (in GA, it means the same as 'kick it', and don't get mad when you try to use other guys at parties to make them jealous.
7. People who talk loudly on their cell phones. If you're going to do it, at least make the conversation interesting. . .'I heard that it can give you crabs. Wait. . .you are itching? What did they look like?'
6. Guys who can't get over the blonde highlights.
5. People who are always drunker than you are at parties. There's nothing worse than having the party host already dancing semi-naked in the middle of his livingroom and you just started your second beer.
4. People who have never worked an office job in their life and trying to tell you how to deal with your supervisor/coworker problems. . .I'm sorry but you just can't quit two days before rent is due.
3. Job fairs who send their dumbest employees to answer your questions.
2. Guy friends who insist that you bring a 'couple of your sorority sisters' over to meet their friends. I'm sorry. I'm not a cockblocker. I just don't want to be in the midst of a horrendously public break-up on the QUAD when my friend decides to spill the beans on your friend's 'little man' and 'minute man' skills.
1. Being so discriminative when it comes to dating. . .
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