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* when I'm vacuuming at work and the doors are locked and a customer makes me open the doors and go "Are you guys open?"
* when someone walks in my dark room with me in bed "Are you asleep?"
* "Did you buy that in Chicago?" what f'ing difference does it make, are you going to drive the 6 hrs to my house to get it?
* "What time is chaper tonite?" the same time it has been for the past 500 years, thanks
* "I saw you at a party. Were you drunk?" that implies they saw me and didn't talk to me, which implies I was acting like an idiot.
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