* What are you? (Human, thanks)
*Are you filipino? (I'm chinese, but have really dark skin, so this is a common mistake. I also get asked if I'm Hawaiian a lot)
*Do you know Kung Fu (Yeah, because every Asian person is taught as soon as we learn to walk

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*When I'm work and covering the phones and people call and ask if we're open (No, I love to sit and answer phones afterhours

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