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How are you gonna wear a fur coat with sneakers?
How are you gonna wear a fur coat over a sweat suit?
How you gonna wear a fur coat with a doo-rag on your head?
When did fur coats start coming with zippers?
I was at the Sheraton party on Friday night. Phat booties everywhere.
Are sistas really attracted to thugs?
If you are going to pay $200 to get into a party, shouldn't you at least be wearing a pair of shoes?
How do you rent a Suburban, H2 Hummer, Envoy, Limo or Escalade without a legitimate job or credit card?
Since when does wearing a button-up silk shirt, crushed linen slacks, fresh haircut, neatly trimmed moustache and goatee mean that you have entered the wrong party?
You know that you are under-dressed when you try and floss without a throwback NBA jersey and a two way.
My people, my people....what would America be like without the humor and drama that the Negro sub-strata provides.
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