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Did you get that at Banana? (considering it's one of 2 stores that I shop at. . .a big sarcastic NOOOO)
Are there really cowboys in Texas?
So, you really know how to snowboard? (no, i paid $400 and basically plan to go down on the hill sitting down??)
Why do you only date white guys? (I date Hispanics and Asians too but right now, that's all that lives around me)
What's it like being in a sorority? (join and find out yourself)
Do you really sound like Mariah Carey when you sing? (no, I sound like Ozzy with a throat cold)
Why did you move here? (better than being out in the cold)
Does your family own McDonalds? (I wish)
Is Alexis really your name? (depending on the weather, i change my entire name. . .)
So, you like Justin Timberlake (people who look at my calendar)
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