i'm not sure who wrote these, but here goes...
-- Relationships are like glass, sometimes it is better to leave them broken than try to pick up the pieces... you always end up getting hurt.
-- Life is like an ice cream cone. Just when you think you have it licked... it drips all over you.
-- College is a fountain of knowledge where students come to drink!!
-- Remember: 'i' before 'e', except in Budweiser.
-- Money can't buy everything. That's what credit cards are for.
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