Oh my god - the "i wanna be a brother sister" is so me (at least like a year ago, which is when I broke up with the guy in that fraternity i was dating, and then he was an a$$...on and on).
I practically lived at that fraternity house. My friends would call there looking for me. At my school is the Alpha chapter, so a lot of guys from other schools come visit. One guy from UK said to me, "Damn, are you the sweetheart or something?" I said no, and he said, "Well you should be." And on bid day 2 years ago, the brothers put me in charge of teaching the new pledges some of the fraternity cheers.
....I know...I am the biggest dork ever.