One of my students let me borrow her American Idol tape (thanks

) and I saw the first 40 minutes of what I missed from the first ep.
#1 -- Nathan had BREASTS yall. About a B cup but breasts nonetheless. He had some extra fructose in his breakfast that morning because brothaman was FLAMING!! Those pants -- a MESS!!!

@ the mention of him and a thing.
#2 Stepper -- BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT!!!
#3 Kelly Osbourne was BOO HOOING!!! BWAHAHAHAHA SOB!!