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I'm busy. Don't talk to me.
I'll be back as soon as I have something to procrastinate.
I'm only away because I don't want to talk to someone that's online right now. Ask yourself - Is it me?
I'm away because I'm waiting for someone cooler than you to show up.
I have a slight problem with sarcasm. Let me know if this bothers you so I can cry, feel horribly guilty, reevaluate my life, change my entire sense of humor, and downplay my intelligence so that I may converse with you on a level that you may better understand.
Hey! Where'd I go???
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