Delta Related...
people feel the need to point out
EVERY thing crimson/cream/red/white or elephant
you have on 'nalia and people say "are you a Delta."
when people feel compelled to tell you everyone in their family that are Deltas (i love all my sorors but i don't KNOW all of them...geez!)
people get upset when you're bringing the strut line around. HELLO! this is a greek party and what do greeks do? STRUT, HOP, PARTY STROLL (whateva' you call it). just get out of the way!! i've done it before. pleasebelieve the party won't be any less crunk if you have to take two steps to the side to avoid having 15 or so CRUNK Deltas run you over!!
people expect you to tell them exactly what to research, where to volunteer, what to wear to rush, what to say and do to become a Delta! come on playgirl!!
Life Related...
people hang up on your answering machine and you have a long message of "if you'd like to make a call, please hang up and call again." it wouldn't be so bad if you didn't have messages after that and had to wait until that junk finished or you're asleep and trying to ignore it but you know you can't. i get SO mad because they knew theyweren't going to leave a message when your greeting came on so why didn't they hang up then??!!
when you make simple requests of people who have to do it anyway because it's in their job description but yet, they act as though you have bothered them or ask them to do something out of the ordinary. MAYBE YOU SHOULD GET ANOTHER JOB!
you let someone in class borrow a pen or pencil only to find them chewing on it later. if that's what you wanted, why didn't you ask for some gum??!!
when your food gets stuck in the vending machine. i don't know about ya'll, but i think that is the greatest detriment to commerce!
salespeople act like jerks but you know you need whatever it is. case in point: i really needed a chestnut liner from M.A.C. because i had lost mine but those people acted SO funky! i didn't want to buy it, but i NEEDED it. so during the entire transaction, i simply told them that they were the rudest so-and-so's i'd ever encountered.
when you tell someone something that you KNOW you are right about and they turn around, in your face, and ask someone else the same thing!
when people don't flush. you couldn't have been in that much of a hurry that you couldn't take 6 seconds out of your life and flush the dag-on toilet!!
when people YELL on their cell phones. it's really not necessary. if they can't hear you, it's probably due to reception (especially if you have Sprint like me) and not because you aren't loud enough. that little hole in the phone aint decoration; it's the phone mic.
when ANYBODY gets a record deal (like this clown casey who sings the song "white girls"
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