Well, according to my sources:
A. The "Carnegie or Bust" calendar does, in fact, include multiple artistically disrobed female brothers of Iota Pi.
B. The calendar will be available for purchase at both Western District and National Convention.
C. It's really hard to hide behind a piccolo.
For more information, check out another article at:
http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cg...25/BA66991.DTL