My sisters, ages 11 and 14, know they MUST choose a college with a Zeta chaper or face the wrath of me

The day they saw the list of collegiate chapters their eyes got big, "We have so many options!"
I do feel bad tho in some ways for her, bc she will probably be going to a lagre school and I'm at a small northern school so I won't be able to help her much with the whole recruitment process except to say good luck!