Quote:
	
	
		
			
				Originally posted by Rudey  
 
 
So you're not denying it. 
 
-Rudey 
--What the freak is the vacuum cleaner and will I be able to learn it quickly enough to use on a girl tonight? 
			
		 | 
	
	
 As told to me possibly the dirtiest man on the earth:
"The vacuum cleaner is when you set up to go at it from the rear, a la 'doggystyle', and hold her legs.  You then walk around the room, almost like a wheelbarrow, and try not to bump into furniture while doing it.  Like you're vacuuming."
and no, I'm not.
PS this is a dynamite thread hijack