[PM_Mama00]

Yeah so one time I was at the bar. Keep in mind I had just turned 19, came from a sheltered high school life. So I'm there with some friends, and this butch keeps coming up to me, in an accent, asking if she could buy me a drink, blah blah, say no to drugs, and whatever else. Heh... I was at a gay bar, so I just had fun with it and told her that my friend was my girlfriend.

I have a cousin who is a lesbian, and she was at the bar one nite with this attractive girl hitting on her. So she gave her her phone number. After a while she was sitting with her friends, and noticed that this "girl" had an Adam's Apple. Believe me, lesbians feel the same way about people approaching them.

And the carpet muncher comment-- lighten up! My cousin would prolly find it funny and I think I've heard her, and other gay friends, say it before.