[HotDamnImAPhiMu]

here's a poem, but a lot of sororities have it (including Theta, KD, and AGD, as far as I know) so it'd probably be tough to find the original writer.


MARRY A PHI MU

When my son first left for college,
His dad gave him plenty advice on life..
“You can date each and every Sigma,” he said,
“But bring home a Phi Mu for a wife.”

“You can party with the Tri-delts,
And you can take out an Alpha Phi true.
But when it is time to marry,
You’ve got to be sure to find a Phi Mu.”

“The Chi-O's can come to your parties,
And Kappa Delts are great for a date,
But never ever forget, son –
You'll want a Phi Mu for your mate.”

“We want you to enjoy your college years.
And give all the girls a spin.
But never buy a ring unless
the Phi Mu letters are on her pin.”

“We want the best for you, my son
a girl who’s gentle, sweet, and true
and that, of course, is why you’ll want
to find a sister of Phi Mu.”

“During your years of college,
You'll go from one girl to another.
But take the advice of your smiling dad,
And bring home a Phi Mu like your mother!”