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Here is what every guy wants to tell you. Some just haven't had the balls.
1. I don't give 2 shits what you say or what kind of gamebook/rule book you've created for this crap.
2. I only care that I am getting my rocks off.
3. While I might give a shit if you're with other dudes, in the end, I'm still using you and just don't want mold growing on my man because you decided to stop off at 4 other houses before mine.
4. You can tell whomever you want as long as I get my rocks off still.
5. You can damn hell be sure that I tell people you're easy. In fact, when I graduate I will be telling my little bros to hit you up. I will probably tell them exactly what to say to take your clothes off.
6. While I encourage you to do freaky shit, in the end, I care that I am getting my rocks off. That whole outfit you have on is great. You spent how much money on it? Yeah well, the end result is that I'm getting my rocks off.
7. And I guarantee while I might not be John Holmes, you've got something resembling the damn grand canyon down there if you're experienced. You're cooter just isn't up to par anymore.
8. And don't forget, in the end I'll be cool and you'll just be used. That double standard is my way of reminding you that as a woman, you are still below me.
-Rudey
--And if you're bad in bed, you get a money shot and everyone hears about it.
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