*I don't touch anything in restrooms with my barehands.
*No food is allowed in my bedroom!!!!
*I have to use straws at restaurants too.
*I don't eat within two hours before I go to bed.
*I don't like to use lotion.
But if I really need it i'll use a few drops.
*I must have a fan on when I go to sleep, regardless of the outside temp.
*I don't sleep in hotel beds...some of the things I seen...yuck! I just bust out a sleeping bag instead.
*My meat has to be almost burnt, I don't want any salmonella or e-coli.
...and don't you all hate this? You go to a social function and you wash your hands before you eat. But guess what? EVERYONE and their grandma wants to shake your HAND, your RIGHT (or left) hand, that you EAT with.
