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			I am buzzed on Cosmopolitans.  The pathetic part is I am home ALONE  at midnight!  WTF!?!?  
 My neighbor and I commisserated about the pressure to live Sex and the City lives and how we fail to live up ( down) to that standard last week.  It's rough being a New Yorker and single.
 
 How come every time I talked to a MAN my sister poked me?  Let hime swim free!  He isn't a catch.  These guys at Connolly's were kind of cute.  What is her problem?!  I think that I am bruised from all of her poking!@  Seriously. it was like three of four guys.  They all can't be trolls!
 
 I am thinking about calling the ex or the almost.  No stop me.
 
 I am a shame to my letters so I will remove my sig.
 
 Tell me that I will laugh about this tomorrow!
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