Great rules, ilovemyglo! I love it!!!
I especially like "thou shall drunk dial" -- fun!!
And of course James writing drips wisdom! It's so easy at the start of what might or might not become a Relationship to freak out and get scared and stressed out with the "what ifs" -- what if this doesn't work out, what if he doesn't like me as much as I like him, etc. It's important to realize that if it's not going to work out, well, then, fine but you might as well enjoy it now! And who knows, maybe it'll end up being awesome.