When one of my sisters was little, she thought that Prince song said "Yabba dabba do" instead of "I would die for you!"
And then, after hearing George Strait's "Check Yes or No," my dad rolled his eyes and said, "That is the dumbest song I have ever heard." I asked him why, and he said, "Come on...surely they can come up with better lyrics than 'Can't kiss her nose'!" He also thought the Divinyls' "I Touch Myself" was "I Cut Myself."
