I the furthest from blonde but I sure have absentminded moments.
Enjoy!
*Sometimes when I'm driving I forget where I'm going
*Someone can be talking to me for like an hour and I pay attention to less than 5% of what they're saying.
*Even if I do pay attention I can't remember what was said.
*Once I took a final or something and I like got a perfect score, but got a zero for the recorded grade because I forgot to put my name on it.
*Items like VCR tapes, towels, and pictures have been found in my refrigerator.
*Even more bizarre items have been found in my laundry.
*Sometimes I wonder why it takes my pop tarts to cook for 10 minutes...then I find out that the toaster wasn't plugged.
*Yesterday I felt something vibrating under my butt in my car, I was wondering what they hell it was....it was my cell phone.
*I'm too absentminded to tell the rest at this moment.