Hmm...one incident involved a banana peeling contest at the bar...which led to a backseat, a flashlight, and one of Honolulu's finest almost arresting us!

Two New Years Eves ago I took part in drunken midnight kayak races. It sounded kinda dangerous, but I felt comfortable doing it because I had 20 or so rescue swimmers from the US Coast Guard surrounding me. Shotgun a beer, kayak out to the glowing buoy and back...but the currents were so strong that it knocked me over a few times...I was so drunk that I didn't notice the coral reefs...and that landed me in the hospital because I needed stitches on my feet. Yep, it was a happy new year.