Argh! I just came back from the mall and I am so irritated!
I get to the mall and I actually found a pretty decent parking spot (maybe that should have been a warning). I went into a bunch of stores and I swear to God I feel overweight because all the clothes look like they are made for anorexic fifteen year olds. Why don't people just paint the clothes on, it would be more effective. Then I try on a skirt and the fabric bunches up at my hips. NEWSFLASH Fashion Designers!!! WOMEN HAVE HIPS! And I don't even have wide hips so there should have been no reason for any bunching. Ohhhh! Did I mention my very favorite? ...The peasant blouses with the triangle stitching where your boobs are supposed to go. What moron thought this was a good idea?!? My chest is way to big to fit in the designated area so it always looks ill-fitting.
Apparently I shouldn't go shopping until I have the figure of an underdeveloped teen.
