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Louise: Well I was watching Chante' Porscha Jenkins' cooking show and she was showing us how we could use brown sugar in greens. She said her babyfavah loves her cooking. I figured we could have the Greens with Brown Sugar this year.
Esther: Aaaaaaaw hayle naw!! Who is Chante' Porscha Jenkins?
Louise: Girl she is the BLACK Martha Stewart but she don't be running no bidness scams or nothing. She show Black folks how to make a dollar outta fifteen cents. You shoulda watched her yesterday. She showed how you could make Christmas decorations from used pop cans. Imma try that next year.
Madea: Chile you ain't got no dayum sense. How da hayle you gonna use pop cans for Christmas decorations? Youse a ghetto heffa. I got some beer cans you can use.
Uncle Archie: TammyKiesha, you make sure you frost that red velvet cake good, ok? I love me some good frosting even though my sugar is acting up today.
TammyKiesha: Uncle Archie, where is Aunt Vivian?
Uncle Archie: Well, lessee, she got mad at me this morning when she opened her gift and realized I gave her the same present from last year. So she told me to kiss her saved azz and she decided to stay at home.
Madea: Archie, I 'clare befo God you are the cheapest mofo I know. If I was not yo mama I might tell you to kiss MY AZZ.
Rashid and Ramello (da twins): Madea, can we go play outside with our new toys?
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I am a woman, I make mistakes. I make them often. God has given me a talent and that's it. ~ Jill Scott
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