[Professor]

My Frat Brother sent this to me in honor of National Poetry Month - -

"When you are sad... I will get you drunk and help you plot revenge against the scum-sucking bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue... I'll try to dislodge whatever's choking you.

When you smile... I'll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared... I will tease you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried... I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining.

When you are confused... I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick... Stay away from me until you're well again, I don't want whatever you have.

When you fall... I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

This is my oath and I pledge till the end. Why, you may ask? Because you're my friend.