Madea's
Family Dinner
The JOHNSON family is gathered together for the annual Christmas blowout dinner. . .
ESTHER (woman holding mixing bowl): Louise, what are you doing to those greens? I know you did not put brown sugar in dem dere greens? Laaaaawd somebody get me my purse.
Louise: I know you are not telling me how to cook!! Esther, you ever wonder why nobody ever asks for mo of yo macaroni and cheese!?!?!? Imma tell you why. That mess has undercooked noodles and unmelted cheese. Last year when we got home, my huzband, CLEETUS, was on the toilet all night.
ESTHER: WHAT!?!?!!?!? Now see you wrong for that.
Madea (not seen in pic): Estha and Louise you just hush it RIGHT NOW!! Both you heffas can't cook. I ain't lyin' I ain't lyin'!! Where my gun?