[Lady Pi Phi]

One I learned is, one not so rude,

A (insert sorority) and a (insert fraternity).
were walking I declare.
Down by the river didn't know that I was there.
But the (insert sorority) she was bashful,
and the (insert fraternity) he was shy.
He asked if he could do it
and this was her reply.
You can do it if you want to,
but you better do it right.
You better not do it like you did the other night.
Cause if you do,
I'm telling you,
I'll never let you do it anymore (I really mean it)
I'll never let you kiss me anymore (make kissing noises here)