Oh, I just loveseses ya'll!
For Ideal08, I would give her a pager with a 800-number so we can all reach her when we need a spirit booster-upper!
I would also build her a "replay" (is that the name of the store?)
For CT4, I would get her SOMMO gift certificates to B&N, and I would find her a blind date who actually was ON POINT!!!
For FEE FEE, I would get her a brand new shearling!
For Sexy Mocha, I would give her money to quit whatever she is doing so she could stay nextdoor to me and be available for on-the-spot jokes!
For Dionysus, we will give her a book on mixing drinks...(and a dictionary for her to use once she starts experimenting on those drinks!)
Doggystyle---a ticket to my house...
Steeltrap...a lifetime supply of Tod's Driving shoes!
EXquizit...whatever new car you desire!
(Piggybacking off of what Steeltrap said), a PERP PAGER for the Mod's to monitor inconsistencies in the brainwaves of "suspect" new members!
Ohh...that's all I can think of, I'll be back!