If and when I have anybody's child...
I'd tell 'em like all my folks told me, "you can go anyway you want, but I'm only payin' for one..."
But, if my child decides otherwise, I'd still talk to him/her, maybe, but it wouldn't be for a while...
Just kidding.
All I gotta say is: "Teach a child about God when they are young, and they will never depart it..."
Oh well...