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Originally posted by Hootie
You're Tipsy When:
-You feel warm and tingly
-You start opening up to others a little more
-You start to laugh uncontrolably
-Things seem to be going by fast
You're Drunk When
-You start sweating bullets and taking off your clothes and justify it by saying you want to table dance
-You start telling other stuff you don't even tell your dog...but hell...they're your NEW best friend
-You start to laugh uncontrolably and have to rush to the bathroom a lot so you don't pee your pants (there's really no breaking the seal rule...we just don't have bladder control).
-You begin to feel like you're on a rollar coster
You're SMASHED When:
-You actually try to strip
-You start calling everyone in your cell phone book to tell them what you just told the random person that's your new best friend.
-You start to pee your pants without laughing
-You start pretending like your on a rollar coster, only to remember you don't like them and then puke!
Those are my thoughts. Anyone else?!?!
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I do it off of the game "I never":
Sober - name boring things that everyone's done
Tipsy - name more personal things that most have done
Drunk - point out things that you know only one person has done and will either kill you for mentioning OR say something worse that you did
Wasted - tell everyone your own shady experiences...
S***faced - ...whether it's your turn or not
F***ing S***faced - you share nothing but keep drinking because you can't understand a damn word people are saying.