I can't remember which cellphone company came up with this one, but it's a favorite in our house. Man and wife are standing in front of an overheated car. Wife looks at husband and says, "I'll just use the cell phone you got me for Christmas to call for help." She stops to look at him, as hubby looks on without a clue... then "Oh, that's right...you didn't get me a cell phone. You got me a waffle iron!" Then she says, "Hey, I know, I'll use the big fluffy towels you got me to send smoke signals."
Cracks me up every time
