[MeezDiscreet]

1. a dance breakdown (even if the artist really can't dance)
2. Nekkidness (you used to only find that with male artists...females are doing it now too)
3. Cameos from your producer (What up Gotti?)
4. Guest rappers (note: female r&b singer MUST mouth every other bar of the rap)
5. Jazze Phea, Puff Daddy, Loon, or Jadakiss
6. Cristal (anybody ever taste this stuff? is it as good as they make it to be)
7. That one video girl with the big lips that looks like she's frowning all the time (i know ya'll have seen her)
8. Comedic relief ("SHAWWWTAY" in the Clipse's viceo; Ced the Entertainer in Nelly's; Tommy Davidson in Snoop's; etc...)
9. Not that we don't miss celebrities that have passed and not that celebrities don't miss people who were close to them who have passed, but everybody has a "R.I.P." or "In Memory Of..." in their video
10. At least one white/latin chick in the background (can be substituded with or accompanied by a dancing child of any race)

*Bonus: can be based on an actual movie (example: "Luv You Better")