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Deaconness: (looking perplexed) No, it's not in here. I don't know what could have happened to it. I just bought it yesterday. Enjoy the remainder of your day ladies...
Ida and Bertha burst into laughter as the Deaconness walks away.
Ida: What comedy that was. Now she knows good and doggone well that she hasn't lost no lipstick...
Bertha: Chile yeah, she knows Deacon has that lipstick to coordinate with his barrettes and belt for that show tonight.
Ida: Yes, indeed chile. You shole is a mess.
They both chuckle
Bertha: Where is that grandbaby of mine with that car? I shole is ret to go. Those dayum youngsters...they get on my everlastin' nuvs.
Ida: Don't dey tho? They ain't good for nuttin. Nuttin' I say...
Just then, Ida's grandson, Jamiraclejahira "Jay" pulls up in his great-great grandmomma's (Bertha) 1978 Ford LTD...
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